One-Liner Jokes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
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Video One-Liner Jokes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
Quotes: One-Liner Jokes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
1. “I told my wife she should learn from her mistakes, and now she says I’m her greatest teacher.”
2. “I asked my wife to let me know if I start snoring again – she texted me a video of it.”
3. “I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.”
4. “I told my wife her eyebrows were perfect, and she raised them in surprise.”
5. I’ve started investing in stocks – beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.”
6. “I threw a clock out the window because I wanted to see time fly.”
7. “I bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.”
8. “I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.”
9. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
10. “My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.”
11. “The man who invented the door knocker won the No-bell prize.”
12. “I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.”
13. “I asked my dad for his best dad joke, but he said he’s too tired.”
14. “Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.”
15. “I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.”
16. “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.”
17. “I didn’t want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.”
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