The Funniest Sayings from Veterans That Will Make You Laugh
Get ready to laugh with a list of the funniest sayings from veterans! From witty one-liners to sharp comebacks, these quotes capture the humor, resilience, and no-nonsense wisdom that veterans bring to life. Sit back, enjoy, and don’t forget to subscribe for more!
Video The Funniest Sayings from Veterans That Will Make You Laugh
The Funniest Sayings from Veterans That Will Make You Laugh
- “I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Respect your elders. They graduated boot camp without Google.”
—Anonymous
- “If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a hammer, it’s a problem we can’t solve.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Don’t let anyone ever tell you you’re worthless. Unless they outrank you.”
—Anonymous
- “The military taught me one thing: how to be homesick.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Every day is a good day. Some are just better than others.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Military math: you go out in two hours, wait for six, work for one.”
—Anonymous
- “If the enemy is in range, so are you.”
—Infantryman’s Rule
- “In the military, ‘hurry up and wait’ isn’t a saying; it’s a way of life.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “When in doubt, just do what your sergeant told you not to do.”
—Anonymous
- “I’m retired, but I work as a ‘military consultant’ for family and friends who don’t listen to my advice.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “A veteran is someone who signed a blank check payable up to and including ‘my sense of humor.’”
—Anonymous
- “People say I’ve mellowed with age. Truth is, I just ran out of energy to care.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “An officer’s idea of a hard day is an enlisted man’s idea of a vacation.”
—Anonymous
- “I wasn’t born a grumpy old vet; the military just refined me.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “War taught me a lot. Mostly that I hate camping.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “You can always count on a veteran to tell it like it is… or at least how they remember it.”
—Anonymous
- “It’s funny. You spend years being told where to go, and then retirement comes, and you don’t want to go anywhere.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “The military trains you for many things. None of them include being quiet.”
—Anonymous
- “I may have retired, but my stories never will.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “I used to be in shape. Then I got out of the service and met the couch.”
—Anonymous
- “In the military, if you want to eat, don’t ask what’s in the food.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “They say patience is a virtue. It’s also a necessity when dealing with bureaucracy.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Retirement: where every day is Saturday, but also feels like Monday.”
—Anonymous
- “The military gave me two things: patience and a love for coffee.”
—Anonymous Veteran
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There you have it! Sixty gems of wisdom, wit, and humor straight from veterans who’ve seen it all. If these quotes made you smile, be sure to hit the like button, leave a comment with your favorite, and subscribe for more humor, stories, and a bit of wisdom from those who’ve been there. Here’s to our veterans—may their humor and resilience always bring us laughter!
