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Video The Funniest Drinking Quotes Ever – Cheers to Laughs and Booze!

The Funniest Drinking Quotes Ever – Cheers to Laughs and Booze!

1.“I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety.” – William Shakespeare

2. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart

3. “Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.” – Roy Rogers

4. “The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.” – Brendan Behan

5. “Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.” – Gerard Way

6. “I drink too much because liquor stores are closed on Sundays.” – Homer Simpson

7. “There is no such thing as a bad whiskey, only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler

8. “I drink to the general joy of the whole table.” – William Shakespeare

9. “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman

10. “Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.” – Miguel de Cervantes

11. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton

12. “Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.” – Oscar Wilde

13. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

14. “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry

15. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

16. “I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.” – Joe E. Lewis

17. “Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.” – Mark Twain

18. “One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.” – Brendan Behan

19. “I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.” – Brendan Behan

20. “When money’s tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.” – Flann O’Brien

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