Redneck Sayings That Will Make You Cry Laughing
From funny wisdom to classic one-liners, these list redneck sayings are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
Video Redneck Sayings That Will Make You Cry Laughing
Redneck Sayings That Will Make You Cry Laughing
1. He’s so useless, he couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. —Anonymous
2. I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park. —Southern Saying
3. She’s busier than a cat covering poop on a marble floor. —Unknown
4. He’s about as sharp as a bowling ball. —Anonymous
5. I’m as lost as last year’s Easter egg. —Southern Saying
6. She’s got a tongue so sharp she could slice bread just by talking. —Anonymous
7. He’s about as handy as a back pocket on a T-shirt. —Southern Saying
8. Well, that just dills my pickle! —Anonymous
9. She’s crazier than a sprayed roach. —Southern Saying
10. I’m busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger. —Southern Saying
11. If brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose. —Anonymous
12. She’s so sweet, butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth. —Southern Saying
13. That dog don’t hunt. —Southern Saying
14. He’s as confused as a cow on Astroturf. —Unknown
15. She could talk the hind leg off a mule. —Southern Saying
16. I’m so hungry, I could eat the north end of a southbound mule. —Southern Saying
17. He’s as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand. —Anonymous
18. She’s got a face that could make a freight train take a dirt road. —Unknown
19. You’re as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. —Southern Saying
20. He’s so slow, it’d take him an hour to cook minute rice. —Anonymous
21. She’s busier than a bee in a field of flowers. —Southern Saying
22. If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay under the porch. —Southern Saying
23. He’s about as handy as a foot on a fish. —Unknown
24. She’s as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. —Southern Saying
25. I’m finer than frog hair split four ways. —Southern Saying
Now that’s a whole lot of wisdom, laughs, and a few lessons hidden in there too! If these sayings had you cracking up, make sure to hit that like button, subscribe for more fun sayings, and share your favorites in the comments below. Thanks for watching!
