Funniest Drinking Quotes from Around the World to Make You Laugh
Raise a glass to laughter! This video is packed with the funniest drinking quotes from around the world. Whether you enjoy a glass of wine or a cold beer, these witty lines are sure to make you chuckle. Like, comment, and share to spread the joy!
Video Funniest Drinking Quotes from Around the World to Make You Laugh
Funniest Drinking Quotes from Around the World to Make You Laugh
1. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. “— W.C. Fields
2. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra
3. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Benjamin Franklin
4. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
5. “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.” — Anonymous
6. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” — G.K. Chesterton
7. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” — David Auerbach
8. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” — Dorothy Parker
9. “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” — Oscar Wilde
10. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” — Ernest Hemingway
11. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” — Henny Youngman
12. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” — Joan Collins
13. “There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin
14. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway
15. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” — Tommy Cooper
16. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” — Ernest Hemingway
17. “I drink to forget I drink.” — Joe E. Lewis
18. “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” — Catherine Zandonella
19. “Drink—and let the world spin.” — Charles Baudelaire
20. “There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.” — John Ciardi
21. “To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson
22. “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” — Galileo Galilei
23. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
24. “I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.” — George Best
25. “Let’s drink to the hard-working people. Let’s drink to the salt of the earth.” — Mick Jagger
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