Genius’ Funniest Quotes A Genius with a Sense of Humor
Get ready to laugh with the funniest quotes from geniuses around the world. This video is packed with witty, sarcastic, and clever remarks from brilliant minds like Einstein, Twain, Wilde, and more. Perfect for anyone who loves humor with a dash of intellect.
Video Genius’ Funniest Quotes: A Genius with a Sense of Humor
Genius’ Funniest Quotes A Genius with a Sense of Humor
1. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” — Albert Einstein
2. “I can resist everything except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde
3. “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” — Groucho Marx
4. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein
5. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
6. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett
7. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — Oscar Wilde
8. “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” — Mark Twain
9. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” — Mark Twain
10. “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” — Al McGuire
11. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” — Steven Wright
12. “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” — Groucho Marx
13. “All generalizations are false, including this one.” — Mark Twain
14. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin
15. “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” — Groucho Marx
16. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” — Dalai Lama
17. “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.” — Steven Wright
18. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” — Douglas Adams
19. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” — Thomas Edison
20. “I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” — Steven Wright
21. “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense.” — W.C. Fields
22. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” — Bill Watterson
23. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
24. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” — Will Rogers
25. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” — Bob Hope
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