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These Quotes on Stupidity May Cause Uncontrollable Laughter !
These quotes on stupidity may just be the most hilarious truth bombs you’ll hear today. Video delivers laugh-out-loud quotes about human foolishness, confidence, and common sense. Perfect for anyone 60 and up who enjoys a good chuckle with a side of wisdom. Don’t miss it—subscribe for more witty quotes and timeless humor!
Video These Quotes on Stupidity May Cause Uncontrollable Laughter !
These Quotes on Stupidity May Cause Uncontrollable Laughter !
- “It’s the wrong way. She’s farther away from the door now. It occurs to me that some people only have book smarts.” ― Kendare Blake, Anna Dressed in Blood
- “It is only because of their stupidity that they are able to be so sure of themselves.”― Franz Kafka
- “If you’re gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.”― John Grisham, The Testament
- “Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.” ― Frank Zappa
- “Avoidable human misery is more often caused not so much by stupidity as by ignorance, particularly our ignorance about ourselves.”― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
- “Nowadays what isn’t worth saying is sung.― Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, Le Barbier de Séville
- “Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.”― Robert Heinlein
- “Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions.”― Gustave Flaubert
- “Never underestimate human stupidity.”― Pittacus Lore, The Fallen Legacies
- “You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.”― Nevil Shute, Round the Bend
- “I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.”― George Bernard Shaw
- “And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?”― Orson Scott Card, Ender’s Shadow
- “People surprise you, Frank, with just how fuckin stupid they are.”― Richard Ford, The Sportswriter
- “She avoids deep thought like an empty restaurant, not out of stupidity, but a canny resolve to be happy.”― Alex Shakar, Luminarium
- “How stupid lovers can be! But if they were not, there would be no story.”― Jean Plaidy, The Courts of Love
- “And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.”― Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
- “He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn’t have time to sleep.”― Tamora Pierce, In the Hand of the Goddess
- “Can’t you see that I’m only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?”― Petronius, The Satyricon
- “And not only the pride of intellect, but the stupidity of intellect. And, above all, the dishonesty, yes, the dishonesty of intellect. Yes, indeed, the dishonesty and trickery of intellect.”― Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
- “Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity.”― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
- “Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I do not like feeling stupid.”― Lois McMaster Bujold, The Curse of Chalion
- “If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can’t get us out.”― Will Rogers
- “I love stupid plans.”― Megan Whalen Turner, The Queen of Attolia
- “People resist a census, but give them a profile page and they’ll spend all day telling you who they are.”― Max Barry, Lexicon
- “We’re not stupid! We’re just poor! And we have a right to insist on this distinction”― Orhan Pamuk, Snow
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