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She Said WHAT? Hilariously True Sayings About Women That’ll Make You Laugh!
Women are full of surprises—and their sayings prove it! From sharp wit to undeniable truths, this video rounds up some of the most hilariously true sayings about women that’ll leave you laughing and nodding in agreement. If you love humor, wisdom, and a bit of playful sarcasm, this one’s for you! Watch now and see if you can relate!
Video She Said WHAT? Hilariously True Sayings About Women That’ll Make You Laugh!
She Said WHAT? Hilariously True Sayings About Women That’ll Make You Laugh!
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- I am the boss in this house my wife told me so.
- Only a woman can make a man feel wrong, when he does good.
- Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
- A man is always ready to go, it’s a woman that says whether yes or no!
- Men socialize by insulting one another, but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting one another… But they don’t really mean it, either.
- What would men be without women? Rich.
- The best way to make a woman listen to you, direct your talk to another woman.
- When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
- The best way to always get the last word in any argument with your wife or girlfriend? “Yes Dear…”
- Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you.
- You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other. Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth.
- Communication through females is still much faster than emails!
- Fastest ways of communication: telephone, television, tell-a-woman.
- There are two excellent theories for arguing with women… Neither one works.
- The male body has seven trillion nerves and only a woman knows how to get on every single one of them.
- There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman.
- A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
- Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected.
- A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.
- If the world were ruled by women, there would be no war… Just a couple of nations not talking with each other.
- Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
- Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.
- Women are like hurricanes. When they come, they’re loud. When they’re gone, so is the house, the dog, and the car.
Women have always had a way with words—and a way of keeping the world on its toes! If these quotes made you laugh or think of someone you know, hit that like button and share this video with your friends. And if you’ve got a hilariously true saying about women, drop it in the comments—we’d love to hear it!
