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The Most Hilarious Old Sayings You’ve Ever Heard
Laugh your way around the world with this collection of the funniest old sayings from cultures far and wide. From Irish wit to Japanese wisdom, these proverbs bring humor and heart—perfect for anyone who loves a clever twist. Like, share, and subscribe for more global laughs that inspire!
Video The Most Hilarious Old Sayings You’ve Ever Heard
The Most Hilarious Old Sayings You’ve Ever Heard
- “Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.” – Yiddish Proverb
- “A fool’s money is not long in his pocket.” – Irish Saying
- “He who marries for money earns it.” – Scottish Proverb
- “The tongue is boneless, but it breaks bones.” – Turkish Proverb
- “Don’t teach your grandmother to suck eggs.” – English Saying
- “A man with a full belly thinks no one is hungry.” – Hungarian Proverb
- “He who has a head of wax must not walk in the sun.” – Italian Proverb
- “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.” – Russian Saying
- “A donkey doesn’t trip over the same stone twice—unless it’s drunk.” – Spanish Proverb
- “Better a bald head than no head at all.” – German Saying
- “He who laughs at himself never runs out of entertainment.” – Bulgarian Proverb
- “A man without a beard is like bread without crust.” – Serbian Saying
- “The cow doesn’t remember she was once a calf.” – French Proverb
- “When the cat’s away, the mice dance on the table.” – Dutch Saying
- “A lazy tailor uses long threads.” – Chinese Proverb
- “Don’t count the teeth of a gift horse.” – Portuguese Saying
- “He who plants thorns must not expect roses.” – Arabic Proverb
- “The old monkey gets drunk last.” – Jamaican Saying
- “A fool and his money are soon parted, but they make a fine party first.” – Welsh Proverb
- “Even the devil was handsome when he was young.” – Polish Saying
- “A closed mouth catches no flies.” – Mexican Proverb
- “He who rides a tiger is afraid to get off.” – Indian Saying
- “The rooster crows, but the hen delivers.” – South African Proverb
- “A guest is like rain: pleasant when it comes, better when it goes.” – Persian Saying
- “Many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the soup.” – Japanese Proverb
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