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Hilarious Sarcastic Wisdom About Life from Bitter Old Immigrant
Laugh your wrinkles off with this brutally honest and hilarious collection of sarcastic wisdom about life from the mouths of grumpy old immigrants around the world. Perfect for seniors and anyone who appreciates truth wrapped in humor. Like, share, and subscribe for more sharp-tongued reality checks!
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Hilarious Sarcastic Wisdom About Life from Bitter Old Immigrant
- “Life is hard. It gets worse if you’re stupid.” — John Wayne
- “I came, I saw, I complained.” — Eastern European Saying
- “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.” — American Proverb
- “If hard work really paid off, I’d be a millionaire by now… and dead.” — Italian Grandfather
- “The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” — Vidal Sassoon
- “Age brings wisdom. Unfortunately, it also brings back pain.” — German Saying
- “I didn’t cross the ocean to listen to you whine.” — Greek Immigrant Quote
- “The road to success is always under construction.” — Lily Tomlin
- “Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.” — Rita Mae Brown
- “Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down the fence.” — Czech Proverb
- “I survived communism and three marriages. You think your bad day impresses me?” — Russian Auntie
- “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” — Unknown
- “If you want to feel rich, count all the things money can’t buy—then remember rent is due.” — Mexican Proverb
- “I came to America for opportunity, not for your opinions.” — Armenian Grandpa
- “Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.” — Unknown
- “My life feels like a test I didn’t study for and I’m already too old to repeat the class.” — Jewish Saying
- “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” — W.C. Fields
- “They say money talks. Mine always says goodbye.” — Hungarian Saying
- “I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.” — Unknown
- “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
- “A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.” — Unknown
- “The older I get, the earlier it gets late.” — French Saying
- “Marry someone who can cook. Looks fade, hunger doesn’t.” — Polish Grandmother
- “Children are a great comfort in your old age—and they help you reach it faster.” — Romanian Proverb
- “Life doesn’t come with a manual. It comes with a mother-in-law.” — Indian Saying
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