Life is full of strange wisdom, and some of it is downright hilarious. In this video, we bring you a collection of the funniest, most ridiculous old sayings and quotes about life—from Mark Twain to Oscar Wilde. These silly sayings will make you smile, laugh, and maybe even nod in agreement
Video Stupid Old Sayings About Life That Will Make You Laugh
Stupid Old Sayings About Life That Will Make You Laugh
- Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin
- If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
- Life is hard, it’s harder if you’re stupid. – John Wayne
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner
- The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. – Will Rogers
- Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. – John Lennon
- Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
- I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
- Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde
- I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do. – Phyllis Diller
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson
- Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. – Anonymous
- If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright
- When life closes a door, it opens a window. Then people stick their heads in and start asking questions. – Erma Bombeck
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. – Steven Wright
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
- You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? – Steven Wright
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. – Mallory Hopkins
- Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate. – Milton Berle
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – (Tác giả không xác định)
- The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. – Al McGuire
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
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