Hilarious Quotes About Dreams
Hilarious Quotes About Dreams
“The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams… unless your dream is to be chased by a giant chicken. Then maybe try something else.” – Jason Love
“Dreams are like underwear, you’ve got to change them every once in a while, especially if they’re full of crap.” – John A. Simone, Sr.
“I don’t dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for a living.” – Steven Spielberg (Okay, maybe not hilarious, but definitely relatable!)
“I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone.” – Tommy Cooper
“Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like babies. They’re cute when they’re small, but they’re a nightmare when they grow up.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like alarm clocks, if you don’t shut them off, they’ll keep ringing all day.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like underwear, you should probably change them once in a while.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like food. You can’t survive without them, but sometimes they give you indigestion.” – Unknown
“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams… and have a good sense of humor.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Dreams are like farting. Everyone does it, but only some are proud of it.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like pizza. Sometimes they’re cheesy, but you can’t help but love them.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like cats. You try to control them, but they do whatever they want.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like clouds. Sometimes they bring rain, sometimes they bring sunshine, and sometimes they look like fluffy bunnies.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like ice cream. They’re sweet, but they melt if you don’t hold onto them tightly.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like credit cards. You have to pay for them eventually, and sometimes the interest is too damn high.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like snowflakes. Beautiful, unique, and they disappear when you try to hold onto them.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like coffee. They make you jittery if you have too many, but you can’t start your day without them.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like boomerangs. No matter how far you throw them, they always come back to smack you in the face.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like Wi-Fi. They’re invisible, but when they’re strong, they can connect you to the whole world.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like swimming pools. Sometimes they’re shallow, and sometimes they’re so deep you drown in them.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like jokes. They’re funny until you try to explain them to someone else.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like smartphones. They’re amazing until they start glitching in the middle of the night.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like glasses. They help you see things clearer, but sometimes they get fogged up.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like roller coasters. They’re thrilling, terrifying, and sometimes you want to throw up.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like lottery tickets. You never know if you’re going to win big or end up with nothing.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like books. You can’t judge them by their cover, but sometimes they’re full of nonsense.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.” – Unknown
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams… unless they dream of a world ruled by cats, then they might need a reality check.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Dreams are like hot air balloons. If you wait too long, they deflate and you end up with a sad pile of rubber.” – Unknown
“Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you… and sometimes, it’s a comic book.” – Marsha Norman
“Dream as if you’ll live forever, eat cupcakes as if you’ll die today.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them, but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny… or possibly a black hole.” – Unknown
“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams… and have a good sense of humor when they wake up.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Dreams are like clouds. Sometimes they bring rain, sometimes they bring sunshine, and sometimes they bring surprise lightning strikes.” – Unknown
“Dreams are free, so why do people sell them short?” – Unknown
“The trouble with dreaming is that you can’t tell when you’re asleep, which means you can’t Google anything.” – Unknown
“Follow your dreams, even if it means chasing your own tail.” – Unknown
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams… or because you had too much coffee after 6 PM.” – Dr. Seuss
“Dreams are like pizza. The more toppings, the better… unless you’re lactose intolerant.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like socks. They come in pairs, and you always lose one under the bed.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like alcohol. They can make you feel invincible, but they might also give you a headache in the morning.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like elevators. Going up may be exhilarating, but going down is where the fun begins.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like soap bubbles. Fragile, beautiful, and easily popped by a reality check.” – Unknown
“Dreams are like credit cards. Sometimes you overspend, and sometimes you get declined.” – Unknown
