Discover the wittiest and funniest Irish sayings that will have you laughing out loud! Packed with humor and wisdom, these old Irish proverbs capture the heart and soul of Irish culture.
Video Crazy Irish Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
Crazy Irish Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
- “May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” — Irish Proverb
*(Original: Go raibh tú i neamh leathuair sula bhfuil a fhios ag an diabhal go bhfuil tú marbh.)*
- “It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.” — Irish Proverb
*(Original: Is furasta an práta a roinnt nuair a bhíonn grá ann.)*
- “Never bolt the door with a boiled carrot.” — Irish Saying
*(Original: Ná boltaigh an doras le cairéad bruite.)*
- “You’ll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind.” — Irish Proverb
*(Original: Ní dhéanfaidh tú riasc ag casadh é i d’intinn.)*
- “A cabin with plenty of food is better than a hungry castle.” — Irish Saying
*(Original: Is fearr bothán le bia ná caisleán ocrach.)*
- “May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat!” — Irish Curse
*(Original: Go n-ithe an cat thú, agus go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!)*
- “As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.” — Irish Saying
*(Original: Agus tú ag sleamhnú síos ar an ráille den saol, ná claonadh na sméara i dtreo mícheart.)*
- “A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.” — Irish Proverb
*(Original: Is iad gáire maith agus codladh fada an dá leigheas is fearr.)*
- “Here’s to eyes in your head and none in your spuds.” — Irish Toast
*(Original: Seo do shúile i do cheann agus gan aon cheann i do phrátaí.)*
- “May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmother’s teeth.” — Irish Saying
*(Original: Go raibh do thrioblóidí chomh beag agus chomh fada ó chéile le fiacla mo sheanmháthar.)*
