25 Funny Quotes About Being 80 Years Old
25 Funny Quotes About Being 80 Years Old
1. “The advantage of being 80 years old is that one has many people to love.” – Jean Renoir
2. “You’re not 80. You’re just 20 years old with 60 years of experience.” – Unknown
3. “At 80, every morning is a new adventure, mostly because you can’t remember the old ones.” – Unknown
4. “By the time you’re 80 years old, you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” – George Burns
5. “You’re never too old to become younger.” – Mae West
6. “At 80, everything is a surprise. You’re amazed that you can still be amazed.” – Milton Berle
7. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter… until you hit 80, then it matters a lot more.” – Mark Twain
8. “You’re not 80. You’re just a kid who’s been on a very long journey.” – Unknown
9. “At 80, you realize that the hardest thing about growing old is trying to remember when you were young.” – Unknown
10. “At 80, you realize that wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain
11. “Life is an adventure, and at 80, every day is a new chapter.” – Unknown
12. “They say wisdom comes with age; at 80, it’s more like ‘where did I put my glasses?'” – Unknown
13. “Turning 80 is like turning 18, just with more medications and fewer parties.” – Unknown
14. “The first 80 years are the hardest.” – Irish Proverb
15. “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional… at 80, both are negotiable.” – Unknown
16. “You’re not old at 80; you’re just young at heart and old in the knees.” – Unknown
17. “You know you’re 80 when your back goes out more often than you do.” – Phyllis Diller
18. “Life is an adventure. Enjoy the ride, especially after 80.” – Unknown
19. “At 80, you can’t help but laugh at the little things… mainly because bending over to pick them up is too much trouble.” – Unknown
20. “At 80, every day is a gift. Especially if you can still remember where you left your keys.” – Unknown
21. “At 80, you start to realize that your childhood toys are now worth a fortune… if only you hadn’t played with them.” – Unknown
22. “Life begins at 80.” – Bette Davis
23. “At 80, you start counting your blessings… mainly because it takes longer to count everything else.” – Unknown
24. “At 80, everyone wants to hug you, and no one wants to kiss you.” – Jeanne Moreau
25. “At 80, you’re as young as you feel. Unfortunately, most days you feel like taking a nap.” – Unknown
