25 Funny Quotes About Being 80 Years Old
1. “The advantage of being 80 years old is that one has many people to love.” – Jean Renoir
2. “You’re not 80. You’re just 20 years old with 60 years of experience.” – Unknown
3. “At 80, every morning is a new adventure, mostly because you can’t remember the old ones.” – Unknown
4. “By the time you’re 80 years old, you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” – George Burns
5. “You’re never too old to become younger.” – Mae West
6. “At 80, everything is a surprise. You’re amazed that you can still be amazed.” – Milton Berle
7. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter… until you hit 80, then it matters a lot more.” – Mark Twain
8. “You’re not 80. You’re just a kid who’s been on a very long journey.” – Unknown
9. “At 80, you realize that the hardest thing about growing old is trying to remember when you were young.” – Unknown
10. “At 80, you realize that wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain
11. “Life is an adventure, and at 80, every day is a new chapter.” – Unknown
12. “They say wisdom comes with age; at 80, it’s more like ‘where did I put my glasses?'” – Unknown
13. “Turning 80 is like turning 18, just with more medications and fewer parties.” – Unknown
14. “The first 80 years are the hardest.” – Irish Proverb
15. “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional… at 80, both are negotiable.” – Unknown
16. “You’re not old at 80; you’re just young at heart and old in the knees.” – Unknown
17. “You know you’re 80 when your back goes out more often than you do.” – Phyllis Diller
18. “Life is an adventure. Enjoy the ride, especially after 80.” – Unknown
19. “At 80, you can’t help but laugh at the little things… mainly because bending over to pick them up is too much trouble.” – Unknown
20. “At 80, every day is a gift. Especially if you can still remember where you left your keys.” – Unknown
21. “At 80, you start to realize that your childhood toys are now worth a fortune… if only you hadn’t played with them.” – Unknown
22. “Life begins at 80.” – Bette Davis
23. “At 80, you start counting your blessings… mainly because it takes longer to count everything else.” – Unknown
24. “At 80, everyone wants to hug you, and no one wants to kiss you.” – Jeanne Moreau
25. “At 80, you’re as young as you feel. Unfortunately, most days you feel like taking a nap.” – Unknown
