Get ready to laugh your way through Christmas 2024 with these list hilarious and festive sayings. Whether you’re decking the halls or trying to survive another office party, these quotes are sure to add humor to your holiday season. Let’s spread some Christmas cheer!
Video Funniest Christmas 2024 Sayings to Make You Laugh
Funniest Christmas 2024 Sayings to Make You Laugh
- “Christmas is a time when you get homesick… even when you’re home.”
—Carol Nelson
- “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
—Victor Borge
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
—Anonymous
- “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”
—Don Marquis
- “Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.”
—Anonymous
- “The one thing I love more than Christmas is avoiding people I see only at Christmas.”
—Anonymous
- “Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.”
—Richelle E. Goodrich
- “Dear Santa, define ‘good’…”
—Anonymous
- “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”
—Henny Youngman
- “Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included.”
—Anonymous
- “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?”
—Bart Simpson
- “I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk. He put my house on the naughty list.”
—Anonymous
- “My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”
—Bob Hope
- “Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”
—Anonymous
- “Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.”
—Anonymous
- “I bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note saying, ‘toys not included.’”
—Bernard Manning
- “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
—Shirley Temple
- “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”
—Winston Spear
- “The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for twenty minutes.”
—Anonymous
- “Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.”
—Anonymous
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And that’s our list of the funniest Christmas sayings for 2024! If these quotes gave you a good laugh, hit the like button, share your favorite in the comments, and be sure to subscribe for more holiday fun and inspiration. Wishing you a very Merry Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and maybe a little bit of sarcasm!
