Dive into the wit and charm of Irish drinking sayings that’ll make you laugh, ponder, and raise a glass. Enjoy the humor and wisdom of Irish quotes, toasts, and blessings!
Video Funniest Irish Drinking Quotes to Get You Drunk
Funniest Irish Drinking Quotes to Get You Drunk
1. “Here’s to our wives and girlfriends—may they never meet!” — Traditional Irish Toast
2. “May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” — Old Irish Blessing
3. “God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.” — Ed McMahon
4. “Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord—and it makes you miss him.” — Irish Proverb
5. “I only drink on two occasions—when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.” — Brendan Behan
6. “May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.” — Irish Blessing
7. “Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint—and another one!” — Traditional Irish Toast
8. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra
9. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” — Tommy Cooper
10. “A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.” — Irish Proverb
11. “May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says, ‘This drink’s on me.’” — Irish Toast
12. “A man takes a drink; the drink takes a drink; the drink takes the man.” — Old Irish Saying
13. “May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.” — Irish Toast
14. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” — Oscar Wilde
15. “In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we drink it here!” — Traditional Irish Song
16. “Here’s to you and yours and to mine and ours. And if mine and ours ever come across you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours as mine and ours have done for you and yours!” — Irish Toast
17. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” — William Butler Yeats
18. “May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.” — Irish Blessing
19. “An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.” — Irish Saying
20. “When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” — Old Irish Toast
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