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Funniest Mom Quotes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
Moms are the funniest people on Earth, whether they mean to be or not! Get ready for a list of the most hilarious mom quotes that will have you crying with laughter. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a mom, been a mom, or knows a mom!
Video Funniest Mom Quotes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
That Will Make You Cry Laughing
- “I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mom.” – Unknown
- “Sleep is like the unicorn—it’s rumored to exist, but I doubt I’ll ever see it.” – Unknown
- “If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mother told you in the beginning.” – Unknown
- “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids… then it’s suspicious.” – Unknown
- “I don’t need to count my kids; I hear them. And when I don’t hear them, that’s when I count.” – Unknown
- “Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.” – Unknown
- “My kids call it yelling when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for selective listeners.” – Unknown
- “Motherhood is basically finding snacks in strange places and wondering how long they’ve been there.” – Unknown
- “Mom: The person who calls your name 100 times a day, even when you’re sitting right next to her.” – Unknown
- “I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.” – Unknown
- “Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it all up.” – Unknown
- “I open my mouth, and my mother comes out.” – Unknown
- “I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon
- “Why yes, I do have a ‘mom voice.’ It’s the same as my ‘dad voice,’ but louder and with more consequences.” – Unknown
- “Being a mom means developing ninja reflexes. If I can catch a falling sippy cup from mid-air, I can handle anything.” – Unknown
- “No one tells you that once you become a mom, your hobby will be looking for things that are missing.” – Unknown
- “A mother’s love is endless, but so is the laundry.” – Unknown
- “I used to be cool and do cool things. Then I became a mom and now I argue about fruit snacks.” – Unknown
- “Raising kids is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
- “They say it takes a village to raise a child. Do they also send the village to clean my house?” – Unknown
- “When my kids act up in public, I like to pretend they’re not mine. Then I remember I drove them here.” – Unknown
- “Motherhood: Powered by coffee, sustained by love, and driven by the need to pee alone.” – Unknown
- “Every day I’m mommin’ it.” – Unknown
- “I childproofed my house, but somehow they still get in.” – Unknown
- “My kid said, ‘Mom, you need to relax.’ So now I’m wondering where to send his stuff.” – Unknown
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