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Funniest Old Chinese Sayings About Life That Will Make You Laugh

Laugh your way through life’s quirky truths with these hilarious old Chinese sayings! Packed with humor and wisdom, this collection of proverbs is perfect for seniors who enjoy a good laugh and some timeless advice. Which one’s your favorite? Share it in the comments and join the fun!

Video Funniest Old Chinese Sayings About Life That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Old Chinese Sayings About Life That Will Make You Laugh

1. “Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long.” — Chinese Proverb

2. “A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.” — Chinese Saying

3. “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now.” — Chinese Proverb

4. “When the winds of change blow, some build walls, others build windmills.” — Chinese Proverb

5. “Don’t add legs to a snake after you’ve finished drawing it.” — Chinese Proverb

6. “Even monkeys fall from trees.” — Chinese Proverb

7. “The palest ink is better than the best memory.” — Chinese Proverb

8. “Do not remove a fly from your friend’s head with a hatchet.” — Chinese Proverb

9. “One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of choking.” — Chinese Proverb

10. “A bad worker blames his tools.” — Chinese Proverb

11. “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.” — Chinese Saying

12. “A closed mouth catches no flies.” — Chinese Proverb

13. “One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.” — Chinese Proverb

14. “Man who chases two rabbits catches neither.” — Chinese Proverb

15. “It’s easy to dodge a spear in front of you but hard to avoid an arrow in the back.” — Chinese Proverb

16. “Don’t climb a tree to catch a fish.” — Chinese Proverb

17. “A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.” — Chinese Proverb

18. “An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but you can’t buy that inch of time with an inch of gold.” — Chinese Proverb

19. “Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.” — Chinese Saying

20. “Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.” — Chinese Proverb

21. “Talk does not cook rice.” — Chinese Proverb

22. “Man who eats too many prunes sits on his problems.” — Chinese Saying

23. “A fool judges people by the presents they give him.” — Chinese Proverb

24. “Man who does not trust is never deceived.” — Chinese Proverb

25. “A single spark can start a prairie fire.” — Chinese Proverb

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