Get ready to laugh out loud with this collection of 55 hilarious sayings from the wisest (and funniest) old farmers around! These timeless quips are packed with humor and a whole lot of truth, perfect for anyone who enjoys a good chuckle, especially those enjoying their golden years. You’ll hear about everything from the trials of farm life to the quirks of human nature. If you love humor that’s as down-to-earth as it is witty, this video is for you! Don’t forget to like, comment with your favorite saying, and subscribe for more!
Video Funniest Old Farmers Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
Funniest Old Farmers Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
- “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, but make sure you have enough nests.” – Unknown
- “You can’t get an omelet without breaking a few eggs, or at least scaring the hens a little.” – Unknown
- “A closed mouth gathers no foot. Or in my case, no chicken feed.” – Unknown
- “Life is like a cow pie. Sometimes it’s messy, but it’s always full of something.” – Unknown
- “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I reckon I’ll be the mouse.” – Unknown
- “You can’t teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.” – Unknown
- “Worrying is like a rocking chair. Gives you something to do, but don’t get you nowhere near the barn.” – Unknown
- “Never trust a skinny cook or a farmer who hates dirt.” – Unknown
- “A fence should be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. Just like a good marriage.” – Unknown
- “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, but you can make mighty fine sausage.” – Unknown
- “It’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission, ‘specially when it comes to buying new tractors.” – Unknown
- “A little dirt never hurt anyone, ‘cept maybe a city slicker.” – Unknown
- “Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today, unless you planted something good yesterday.” – Unknown
- “A good neighbor is better than a faraway friend, especially during harvest time.” – Unknown
- “If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.” – Will Rogers
- “Never miss a good chance to shut up, especially when you’re about to say ‘I told you so.'” – Unknown
- “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him do the backstroke.” – Unknown
- “A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way, like how to buy bandages.” – Mark Twain
- “If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. Unless you’re planting potatoes.” – Unknown
- “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. Works every time.” – Unknown
- “Advice is like manure: it’s only good if you spread it around. Otherwise, it just stinks.” – Unknown
- “Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out. Or your dentures.” – Unknown
- “It’s tough to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys, especially if those turkeys are your in-laws.” – Unknown
- “The only thing you find in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillos.” – Jim Hightower
- “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. And they might have shotguns.” – Unknown
Well, there you have it – a heaping helping of farmer’s wit and wisdom to brighten your day. Hope you got a good chuckle or two! Which saying tickled your fancy the most? Share it down in the comments, and don’t forget to give this video a thumbs up and subscribe.
