Funniest Old Sayings for Every Occasion

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Video Funniest Old Sayings for Every Occasion

Funniest Old Sayings for Every Occasion

  1. “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.” – Anonymous  
  2. “He’s all hat and no cattle.” – Texas Proverb  
  3. “It’s colder than a well-digger’s boots in January.” – Southern Saying  
  4. “That went over like a lead balloon.” – John McCain  
  5. “Bless your heart, you’re as lost as last year’s Easter egg.” – Southern Proverb  
  6. “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.” – English Proverb  
  7. “He’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.” – Anonymous  
  8. “A cat in gloves catches no mice.” – Benjamin Franklin  
  9. “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can feed it the same kibble.” – Adapted from Anonymous  
  10. “She’s got more nerve than a brass monkey in a blizzard.” – Old Irish Saying  
  11. “I feel like a million bucks… all green and crumpled.” – Unknown  
  12. “The squeaky wheel gets the grease.” – American Proverb  
  13. “He’s grinning like a mule eating briars.” – Southern Saying  
  14. “That’s as clear as mud.” – Anonymous  
  15. “You’re slower than a three-legged turtle in a marathon.” – Southern Saying
  16. “Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.” – Anonymous  
  17. “He’s like a broken clock—right twice a day.” – Anonymous  
  18. “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” – English Proverb  
  19. “I’m busier than a one-armed paperhanger.” – Unknown  
  20. “You look like you’ve been rode hard and put up wet.” – Cowboy Saying  
  21. “She’s got more wrinkles than a pruny peach.” – Anonymous  
  22. “He’s as confused as a goat on Astroturf.” – Old Farmer’s Saying  
  23. “It’s like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall.” – Unknown  
  24. “There’s no sense beating a dead horse.” – American Proverb  
  25. “He couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.” – Anonymous 

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