The Funniest Quotes About Dads and Moms in Everyday Life
The Funniest Quotes About Dads and Moms in Everyday Life
“Mothers are all slightly insane.” – J.D. Salinger
“I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children.” – Unknown
“Raising kids is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
“Parenting is 98% thinking about when you can lie down again.” – Unknown
“I love when my mom/dad says, ‘If you think this is bad, just wait until you have kids of your own.’ Because I’m like, ‘Well, that’s a good reason not to have kids.'” – Unknown
“I’m not saying my mom is a control freak, but I will say that if you look up ‘control freak’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.” – Unknown
“The only time I have the energy to clean is when someone is coming over in an hour.” – Unknown
“The quickest way to get your children’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin
“Being a mom means never having a clean house. Ever. But it’s always clean enough to be healthy, and messy enough to be happy.” – Unknown
“A mother’s love is unconditional. Unless you put cups in the dishwasher upside down, then you’re on your own.” – Unknown
“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mom.” – Unknown
“My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic.” – Spike Milligan
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart
