Funniest Quotes About Forgetfulness
“I’d forget my own head if it wasn’t screwed on.” – Unknown
“I keep losing my keys, but I never lose my sense of humor… well, almost never.” – Anonymous
“I have a photographic memory, but I forgot to put film in.” – Anonymous
“I’m at that awkward age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, but my body is like, ‘Bro, you’re not 29, you’re 40… and where are your glasses?'” – Unknown
“I’m not forgetful, I’m just absent-mindedly present elsewhere.” – Bill Watterson
“I don’t have a short-term memory, I have a quick recall of unrelated things.” – Unknown
“I’m forgetful because my mind is busy juggling all the things I’ve forgotten.” – Unknown
“My memory foam mattress has a better memory than I do.” – Anonymous
“I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.” – Unknown
“I’d forget my own birthday if it weren’t for Facebook notifications.” – Anonymous
“I’m not forgetful; I’m just creating more storage space in my brain for useless trivia.” – Unknown
“I have selective memory. I remember the important things, like song lyrics from the ’80s, but forget why I walked into a room.” – Unknown
“I keep forgetting to go to the gym, so I’ve decided to take up the sport of competitive napping instead.” – Anonymous
“My brain has too many tabs open.” – Unknown
“I’m so forgetful, I once put my shoes on before my pants.” – Unknown
“I’d forget my own name if it weren’t written on my underwear.” – Unknown
“My memory’s so bad, I could write a book titled ‘Things I’ve Already Forgotten.'” – Anonymous
“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.” – Noel Coward
“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception… because I forgot yours.” – Groucho Marx
“I don’t need an alarm clock. My thoughts wake me.” – Unknown
“I’m so forgetful that I’ve even forgotten what I’ve forgotten.” – Anonymous
“My forgetfulness is so advanced, I’m probably the only person who has amnesia about having amnesia.” – Unknown
“I have a mind like a sieve… unfortunately, it’s the type with really big holes.” – Unknown
“I have to write things down, or else I’ll forget to remember them.” – Unknown
“I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached… and sometimes even then, I’m not so sure.” – Unknown
“I have a memory like a goldfish… wait, what were we talking about?” – Anonymous
“I’ve forgotten more than I remember, but I can’t seem to recall what it is I’ve forgotten.” – Unknown
“I’ve got 99 problems, and remembering where I put my keys is all of them.” – Anonymous
“I’m not forgetful; I’m just making room for new memories… by forgetting the old ones.” – Unknown
“I forgot to remember to forget.” – Unknown
“My forgetfulness is so legendary, I should probably be in the Guinness Book of World Records… if only I could remember to apply.” – Anonymous
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