Funniest Quotes About Getting Old for Men
Top 30 Funniest Quotes About Getting Old for Men
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
“I’m at the age where my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller
“I’m so old, I remember when emojis were called hieroglyphics.” – Unknown
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my car in the parking lot.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.” – Unknown
“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” – Bob Hope
“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney
“You know you’re getting old when the candles on your cake start costing more than the cake itself.” – Bob Hope
“I’m so old, I remember when rainbows were black and white.” – Unknown
“The older I get, the earlier it gets late.” – Unknown
“You’re not old until you can’t remember why you walked into a room.” – Unknown
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my glasses in the morning.” – Unknown
“You’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
“I’m so old, I remember when emojis were called ‘smiley faces’ and used only in person.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager.” – Unknown
“Aging is like fine wine; it gets better with time, unless you’re a banana.” – Unknown
“I’m not aging, I’m marinating.” – Unknown
“You’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned.” – Unknown
“Getting old is like a savings account. The older you get, the more it pays out.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just ripe.” – Unknown
“You know you’re getting old when ‘getting lucky’ means a short wait in the doctor’s office.” – Unknown
“The older you get, the better you were.” – Tom Lehrer
“I’m so old, my birth certificate is in Roman numerals.” – Unknown
“Aging is inevitable, but growing up is optional.” – Chili Davis
“Life’s too short to be old and cranky.” – Unknown
“You’re not old, you’re just prehistoric.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a classic.” – Unknown
“The older I get, the better I was.” – Unknown
“Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you.” – Unknown
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake and the fire department sends you a birthday card.” – Unknown
“Life’s too short to be anything but young at heart.” – Unknown
