Funniest Quotes About Marriage
“Why do married people live longer? Because they’re always nagging each other to take their vitamins.” – Unknown
“Marriage is a wonderful institution… if you like living in an institution.” – Groucho Marx
“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Milton Berle
“Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house.” – Unknown
“Marriage is sharing life with your best friend, enjoying the journey along the way, and arriving at every destination together… even if you missed the exit.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game show. You compete to see who knows the other person best, but the real prize is the love you share.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a pair of scissors. One blade is strong, and the other is weak, but together they’re a perfect cut.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a gym membership. You pay for it, but you don’t always use it.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a garden. You have to tend to it regularly, or the weeds will take over.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of chess. The queen should always protect her king.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with hearts and diamonds, but by the end, you’re searching for a club and a spade.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a soap opera. Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry, but you always stick around for the next episode.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a well-made bed. It may not always be comfortable, but it’s always warm.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a trip to Disneyland. It’s magical at first, but eventually, you realize you’re just standing in line for the same rides.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a GPS. It’s supposed to guide you, but you still end up getting lost sometimes.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a movie. You start with a romantic comedy, but sometimes it turns into a horror flick.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a book. Some chapters are happy, some are sad, and others are downright hilarious.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a car. If you don’t put in the effort to maintain it, it’ll break down on you when you least expect it.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a pair of shoes. You have to break them in to make them comfortable, but sometimes they give you blisters.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a circus. There are clowns, tightropes, and the occasional lion tamer.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of Monopoly. Sometimes you’re on the same team, and other times you’re competing against each other.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of Scrabble. You have to choose your words carefully, or you’ll end up getting into trouble.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a bank account. You can’t keep withdrawing without depositing something back in.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a puzzle. It may take time to find the right fit, but once you do, it’s a beautiful picture.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a roller coaster ride. There are thrilling highs, terrifying lows, and moments where you question your decision to get on in the first place.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a fine wine. It’s better with age and can sometimes give you a headache.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of Twister. You never know which limb you’ll have to contort next to make it work.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a Rubik’s Cube. At first, it seems impossible to solve, but with patience and determination, you can eventually figure it out.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a full house of dreams and end up with a pair of socks.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a circus trapeze act. Sometimes you swing together in perfect harmony, and other times, you’re just hoping your partner catches you when you fall.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a pair of scissors. It’s pointless without two sharp edges working together.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a quilt. It’s made up of many different pieces, each with its own unique story, but when stitched together, it creates something warm and beautiful.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a marathon. It requires endurance, determination, and the occasional energy gel to keep going.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of chess. You have to strategize, anticipate your partner’s moves, and sometimes sacrifice a few pawns along the way.” – Unknown
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