15 The Funniest Quotes About Money: When It Talks, and When It Doesn’t
15 The Funniest Quotes About Money: When It Talks, and When It Doesn’t
1. “Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.” – Unknown
2. “A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it starts to rain.” – Robert Frost
3. “The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
4. “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman
5. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe
6. “Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.” – Bill Vaughan
7. “I’m so poor, I can’t even afford to pay attention!” – Ron Kittle
8. “I’m not saying money is tight, but I can’t even afford to fill up my gas tank… on my toy car.” – Unknown
9. “Money talks, but mine always says goodbye!” – Unknown
10. “I’m not broke, I’m just pre-rich!” – Unknown
11. “I’m not cheap, I’m just on a limited spending plan!” – Unknown
12. “I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.” – Malcolm Forbes
13. “Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.” – William Somerset Maugham
14. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” – Woody Allen
15. “The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money.” – Marlon Brando
