Get ready to laugh with the funniest quotes about school from around the world. These hilarious sayings will bring back memories and leave you in stitches. Perfect for anyone looking for a humorous take on school life.
Video Funniest Quotes About School That Will Make You Laugh
Funniest Quotes About School That Will Make You Laugh
1. “Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.” – Albert Einstein
2. “You can lead a student to knowledge, but you can’t make them think.” – Anonymous
3. “Some people graduate with honors, I just graduated with ‘Thank God it’s over.’” – Anonymous
4. “The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” – Tom Bodett
5. “School is like a lollipop: it seems sweet, but it’s full of hard centers.” – Anonymous
6. “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.” – Mark Twain
7. “First rule of school: You’re not allowed to have fun unless it’s a snow day.” – Anonymous
8. “In high school, I learned three things: math, science, and how to pass notes without getting caught.” – Anonymous
9. “I’m not saying school is boring, but I just spent ten minutes staring at the clock—and it’s digital.” – Anonymous
10. “The only thing that gets me through math class is knowing I’ll never use it.” – Anonymous
11. “Why is it called ‘parent-teacher conferences’ when we know the parents are the ones getting graded?” – Anonymous
12. “The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it—unless it’s algebra.” – Anonymous
13. “School: the place where you bring your problems and pick up new ones.” – Anonymous
14. “I survived high school by pretending I was in a sitcom.” – Anonymous
15. “If school is preparation for the real world, I’d like to see the real world without pop quizzes.” – Anonymous
16. “History is just one long gossip session with dead people.” – Anonymous
17. “The teacher said, ‘Raise your hand if you know the answer.’ I kept both hands down to be safe.” – Anonymous
18. “Nothing is more terrifying than hearing, ‘This will go on your permanent record.’” – Anonymous
19. “High school: the place where everyone’s homework looks suspiciously like everyone else’s.” – Anonymous
20. “If school teaches us anything, it’s that procrastination is an art form.” – Anonymous
21. “Every class has a clown, and if you don’t know who it is, it’s probably you.” – Anonymous
22. “My favorite subject in school was lunch.” – Anonymous
23. “Chemistry class taught me one thing: never trust atoms—they make up everything.” – Anonymous
24. “I used to be afraid of failing in school. Now I’m just afraid of tripping over my own backpack.” – Anonymous
25. “Teacher: ‘There’s no such thing as a dumb question.’ Also teacher: ‘Why didn’t you pay attention the first time?’” – Anonymous
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