Funniest Quotes About Terrible Puns
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s uplifting!”
“I’m friends with all the letters of the alphabet, but I always hang out with ‘U’.”
“I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don’t read it.”
“I’m trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.”
“I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.”
“I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.”
“I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity, and it’s impossible to put down.”
“I’m friends with a piano. We always have a grand time together.”
“I’m friends with a clock. We always have a good time ticking away.”
“I’m friends with a calendar. We go way back.”
“I’m friends with a broken pencil. It’s pointless.”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s hard to put down.”
“I’m friends with a calendar. We go way back, but our days are numbered.”
“I’m friends with a broken pencil. It’s pointless, but it still has a good lead.”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s really lifting my spirits.”
“I’m friends with a clock. We always have a good time ticking away, but I’m hands down his favorite.”
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised, then arched them even higher.”
“I’m friends with a calendar. We go way back, but I’m always a month ahead of schedule.”
“I’m friends with a piano. We always have a grand time together, but sometimes it’s a little flat.”
“I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it, but I found my way out through the pun section.”
“I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y, but I’m sure it’s just a consonant misunderstanding.”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down, especially in zero gravity.”
“I told my computer I needed a break, so it gave me a coffee. Now I’m wired for puns.”
“I’m friends with a clock. We always have a good time ticking away, but it’s hard to keep our hands to ourselves.”
“I’m friends with a scarecrow. He’s outstanding in his field, but a little straw-headed.”
“I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s bound to move me, but I haven’t gotten past the first chapter.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it, but sometimes it feels a bit fishy.”
“I’m friends with all the letters of the alphabet, but I always hang out with ‘U’. Together, we spell trouble.”
“I’m trying to write a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work. It’s like they’re job-resistant.”
“I’m friends with a broken pencil. It’s pointless, but it still draws attention.”
“I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y, but I’m hoping it’ll come back with a vowel apology.”
“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s uplifting, but I’m worried I might get too high on it.”
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