15 The Funniest Quotes About the Highs and Lows of Raising Kids
15 The Funniest Quotes About the Highs and Lows of Raising Kids
1. “If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?” -Milton Berle
2. “Having one child makes you a parent. Having two kids makes you a referee.” -David Frost
3. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller
4. “Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.” – Nia Vardalos
5. “Went to Disneyland because my daughter’s obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.” -Ryan Reynolds
6. “Once you sign on to be a mother, 24/7 is the only shift they offer.” ― Jodi Picoult
7. “You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” – Franklin P Adams
8. “I love being a grandparent. You get all the fun without any of the responsibility.” – Gene Perret
9. “The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere—and let the air out of their tires.” – Dorothy Parker
10. “You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” – Franklin P. Jones
11. “You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.” – Unknown
12. “Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.” – Ed Asner
13. “Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” – Red Buttons
14. “Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.” – Bill Ayers
15. “By loving them for more than their abilities we show our children that they are much more than the sum of their accomplishments.” – Eileen Kennedy-Moore
