The Funniest Quotes About the Ups and Downs of Marriage
Funniest Quotes About the Ups and Downs of Marriage
“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
“In my house, I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision-maker.” – Woody Allen
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” – Unknown
“Marriage is not just about finding the right person. It’s also about being the right person… who knows where the remote control is.” – Unknow
n “The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.” – Gore Vidal
“Marriage is like a fine wine, if tended to properly, it only gets better with age. If not, it turns into vinegar.” – Unknown
“Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash
“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Unknown
“Marriage is not just a union between two people, it’s a life sentence with parole.” – Unknown
“Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage, he’ll lay down his socks.” – Helen Rowland
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it’s also remembering to take out the trash.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers
“Marriage is like a fine wine; if tended to properly, it only gets better with age. If not, it turns into vinegar.” – Unknown
“In marriage, it’s not who wears the pants; it’s who wears the sweatpants.” – Unknown
“Marriage is not just a union of two hearts; it’s also a union of two alarm clocks.” – Unknown
“Marriage is like a game of twister: it starts off flexible, but eventually, someone’s going to fall.” – Unknown
“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.” – Mae West
“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Marriage is like a fine wine, it gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.” – Gene Perret
