Funniest Quotes About Why Getting Older is Not for the Faint of Heart
Funniest Quotes About Why Getting Older is Not for the Faint of Heart
“I’m not aging, I’m marinating.” – Unknown
” I don’t do drugs. I get the same effect just by standing up fast.” – Unknown
“I’m so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick.” – George Burns
“I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks.” – Unknown
“I’m not aging, I’m just increasing in value.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just retro!” – Unknown
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
“I’m at an age where my memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.” – Unknown
“I’m so old, I remember when emojis were called ‘hieroglyphics’.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a limited edition!” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m classic.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh at yourself, or let me do it.” – Unknown
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
“Aging is like fine wine; it gets better with time… once you stop screaming at it.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just upgrading to wisdom.” – Unknown
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Satchel Paige
“I’m not aging; I’m fermenting!” – Unknown
“I don’t need an anti-aging cream, I need a time machine.” – Unknown
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my glasses in the morning.” – Unknown
“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney
“I’m not old, I’m a survivor.” – Unknown
“Aging is the process of becoming the person you always should have been.” – David Bowie
“Age is just a number. Mine is unlisted.” – Unknown
“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard
“You know you’re getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.” – Bob Hope
“Aging is like a fine wine; it only gets better with age if you know how to store it properly.” – Unknown
“You’re not getting older; you’re increasing in value like a fine wine.” – Unknown
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
“Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. But if you do, just remember to take your memory pills.” – Unknown
“Age is just a number, but in my case, it’s a number that I can’t count without my glasses.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just increasing my value with every year.” – Unknown
“Growing older is inevitable, but growing up is optional. I choose the latter… most of the time.” – Unknown
“I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a classic with some vintage parts.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.” – Unknown
“Youth is wasted on the young, but wisdom is wasted on the old.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just getting my money’s worth out of every ache and pain.” – Unknown
