Funniest Quotes About Why Getting Older is Not for the Faint of Heart
“I’m not aging, I’m marinating.” – Unknown
” I don’t do drugs. I get the same effect just by standing up fast.” – Unknown
“I’m so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick.” – George Burns
“I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks.” – Unknown
“I’m not aging, I’m just increasing in value.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just retro!” – Unknown
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain
“I’m at an age where my memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.” – Unknown
“I’m so old, I remember when emojis were called ‘hieroglyphics’.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a recycled teenager.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a limited edition!” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m classic.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh at yourself, or let me do it.” – Unknown
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
“Aging is like fine wine; it gets better with time… once you stop screaming at it.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just upgrading to wisdom.” – Unknown
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Satchel Paige
“I’m not aging; I’m fermenting!” – Unknown
“I don’t need an anti-aging cream, I need a time machine.” – Unknown
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my glasses in the morning.” – Unknown
“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney
“I’m not old, I’m a survivor.” – Unknown
“Aging is the process of becoming the person you always should have been.” – David Bowie
“Age is just a number. Mine is unlisted.” – Unknown
“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard
“You know you’re getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.” – Bob Hope
“Aging is like a fine wine; it only gets better with age if you know how to store it properly.” – Unknown
“You’re not getting older; you’re increasing in value like a fine wine.” – Unknown
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
“Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. But if you do, just remember to take your memory pills.” – Unknown
“Age is just a number, but in my case, it’s a number that I can’t count without my glasses.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just increasing my value with every year.” – Unknown
“Growing older is inevitable, but growing up is optional. I choose the latter… most of the time.” – Unknown
“I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m a classic with some vintage parts.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.” – Unknown
“Youth is wasted on the young, but wisdom is wasted on the old.” – Unknown
“I’m not old, I’m just getting my money’s worth out of every ache and pain.” – Unknown
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