Funniest Quotes on Physical Health
Funniest Quotes on Physical Health
“The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
“I’m in shape. Round is a shape, isn’t it?”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall.”
“I’ve got 99 problems, but a bench press ain’t one.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.”
“My gym is really proud of how well I can write a check.”
“I have a love-hate relationship with the gym. It loves to take my money, and I hate to go.”
“I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants.”
“I put the ‘fun’ in ‘run,’ but only when someone is chasing me.”
“I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.”
“I’m not out of shape. Round is a shape.”
“My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat.”
“Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries.”
“I’m on a fitness journey. Just kidding, I’m on my couch.”
“I’m not aging, I’m ripening.”
“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.”
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, as long as you eat it with a fork and knife.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”
“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”
“I’m on a new diet. I only eat foods that make me look good naked.”
“I’ve started running. I’m not sure yet if I’m running toward something or just running away from my problems.”
“I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the shape of a potato.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“I have a love-hate relationship with the gym. It loves to take my money, and I hate to go.”
“I’m not aging, I’m ripening.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”
“My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat.”
“Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries.”
“I’m on a fitness journey. Just kidding, I’m on my couch.”
“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”
“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”
“I’m on a new diet. I only eat foods that make me look good naked.”
“I’ve started running. I’m not sure yet if I’m running toward something or just running away from my problems.”
“I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the shape of a potato.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“I’m on a health kick. I’ve been kicking the vending machine for an hour, and I feel great.”
“I’m not out of shape. Round is a shape, right?”
“I tried to be vegetarian, but bacon.”
“I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.”
“I’m on a diet, but I keep ending up at the drive-thru.”
“I’m not a jogger, I’m a sprinter. I sprint to the fridge.”
“My idea of a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.”
“I exercise regularly. I do sit-ups every time I see someone else exercising.”
