Life’s absurdities are best handled with humor! These list satirical sayings will make you laugh, think, and maybe even nod in agreement. Tune in for witty, sarcastic quotes about the ups and downs of life!
Video Funniest Satirical Sayings About Life That Will Make You Laugh
Funniest Satirical Sayings About Life
1. “By the time you’re 80 years old, you’ve learned everything; you only have to remember it.”
2. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
3. “If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”
4. “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
5. “The elevator to success is out of order; you’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
6. “Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.”
7. “Life is like a sandwich, the more you add to it, the better it becomes.”
8. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
9. “There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.”
10. “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
11. “Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.”
12. “It’s never too late to be what you might have been, unless of course you’ve completely given up.”
13. “There are two things you should never do: argue with a fool or argue with an idiot. Either way, they’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
14. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
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There you have it list of the funniest satirical sayings about life that are bound to have you laughing. If any of these quotes hit home or bring a smile to your face, be sure to give this video a thumbs up, share it with someone who needs a good laugh, and subscribe for more witty satirical content. Drop a comment below with your favorite quote from today’s list, we’d love to hear from you.
