Get ready for Thanksgiving with 60 of the funniest sayings that’ll have you laughing through dinner! Perfect for family gatherings, these classic quotes will keep the mood light and fun.
Video Funniest Thanksgiving Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
Funniest Thanksgiving Sayings That Will Make You Laugh
- “Thanksgiving: bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1621.”
—Anonymous
- “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
—Erma Bombeck
- “You know you’ve overeaten at Thanksgiving when you don’t even fit into your sweatpants.”
—Anonymous
- “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative leaves.”
—Anonymous
- “Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was Thanksgiving, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
—Anonymous
- “There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it’s just not being a turkey.”
—Anonymous
- “You call it chaos, we call it Thanksgiving dinner.”
—Anonymous
- “Vegetables are a must on Thanksgiving. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
—Jim Davis
- “Thanksgiving: because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad.”
—Anonymous
- “Thanksgiving is a time to give, a time to share, and a time to stuff yourself until you can’t move.”
—Anonymous
- “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”
—Charlie Brown (Peanuts)
- “If you didn’t want to sit at the kids’ table, you should’ve thought about that before spending years calling me a doo-doo head.”
—Anonymous
- “Leftovers are for quitters.”
—Anonymous
- “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”
—Jay Leno
- “Thanksgiving: the only holiday where you eat the mascot.”
—Anonymous
- “Thanksgiving dinner: where you count your calories until your uncle asks for a third helping of pie.”
—Anonymous
- “Cozy up with loved ones this Thanksgiving. Just not too close—there’s enough food to feed an army, but not enough patience.”
—Anonymous
- “Keep calm and pass the gravy.”
—Anonymous
- “I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”
—Robert Brault
- “This Thanksgiving, may your heart be as full as your plate… and your pants as stretchy as possible.”
—Anonymous
- “Thanksgiving: bringing family together to remind you why you moved away.”
—Anonymous
- “You don’t need Thanksgiving to tell people how much they mean to you. But it does remind you to buy more pants with elastic.”
—Anonymous
- “I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn leftover turkey into sandwiches.”
—Anonymous
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