Funny Drinking Quotes That Will Make You Spit Your Drink Out

Laugh out loud with the funniest drinking quotes that will make you spit your drink out! From witty bar jokes to hilarious wine wisdom, this video is packed with humor for every drink lover. Cheers to laughter! Like, comment, and subscribe for more timeless quotes and laughter!

Video Funny Drinking Quotes That Will Make You Spit Your Drink Out

Funny Drinking Quotes That Will Make You Spit Your Drink Out

1. Nobody cares that you’re smart and nobody cares that your kids don’t have bruises. – Jim Jefferies  
2. If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with: And then I got home. – Jim Jefferies  
3. Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. – Don Marquis  
4. Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. – Harold Rudolph  
5. One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn’t live like the previous generation. It hasn’t yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer. – Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing  
6. A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. – Steve Fergosi  
7. The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. – Sir Winston Churchill  
8. I never drink water, that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? – W.C. Fields  
9. It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money. – P.J. O’Rourke  
10. But the greatest love–the love above all loves, even greater than that of a mother… is the tender, passionate, undying love of one beer drunken slob for another. – Irish love ballad  
11. The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don’t bother you. – American folk saying  
12. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry  
13. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. – Ernest Hemingway  
14. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Sir Winston Churchill  
15. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin (Thay thế câu trùng của Oscar Wilde)  
16. Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon. – Anonymous  
17. Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money? – Milan Maximovich  
18. My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad, but New York City? – Henny Youngman  
19. I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. – George Best  
20. An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. – Alvan L. Barach  
21. What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. – Irish proverb  
22. Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine. – Karl Marx  
23. The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom. – William Blake  
24. The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. – Richard Braunstein  
25. This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson  

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