25 Funny quotes about beautiful women
25 Funny quotes about beautiful women
1. “A beautiful woman delights the eye; a wise woman, the understanding; a pure one, the soul.” – Minna Antrim
2. “Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. “I know who I am. I am not perfect. I’m not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I’m one of them.” – Mary J. Blige
4. I look up to my mom. She’s a beautiful woman.”- Leighton Meester
5. “I’m married. My wife, Stella – a beautiful woman. She’s brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom.”- Anthony Hopkins
6. “A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.”- Carl Jung
7. “No matter what shape or size you are, you should feel confident in your own skin. You should feel like a beautiful woman, no matter what!” – Joanna Krupa
8. “Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.”- Jonathan Carroll
9. “Volvo is like a mysterious, beautiful woman. We just look at her from far away, amazed. We don’t dare get close to her. We’re just a bunch of farm boys.” – Li Shufu
10. “The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.” – Edgar Allan Poe
11. “Behind every beautiful woman, there’s a man who’s tired of her shopping.” – Steve Martin
12. “A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.” – John Erskine
13. “A beautiful woman is like a rose. In the beginning, she’s something to behold, and you keep staring at her. But if you’re not careful, you might find yourself bleeding.” – Unknown
14. “A beautiful woman is one with brains. Being overly sexual isn’t attractive. – RuPaul
15. “Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she’s beautiful but don’t have anything to talk about, it’s going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.” – Amanda Peet
16. “A beautiful woman is a paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and purgatory for the purse.” – German Proverb
17. “A beautiful woman is a dime a dozen, but a wholesome, funny girl next door is a rare treasure.” – Josh McDermitt
18. “A beautiful woman is a myth; a charming woman is a reality.” – Loretta Young
19. “Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.” – John Ray
20. “There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection.” – Steve Maraboli
21. “A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.” – Sophia Loren
22. “A beautiful woman is like a rose: lovely to look at, but with a lot of thorns.” – Unknown
23. “Outer beauty pleases the eye. Inner beauty captivates the heart.” – Mandy Hale
24. “The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.” – Audrey Hepburn
25. “A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.” – Anne Roiphe
