25 Hilarious Funny Quotes About Heirlooms and Hand-Me-Downs: What should you keep ?
1. “Inherited objects should be carefully chosen; they should be things that carry a certain weight of association.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
2. “I don’t believe in inheriting money. I think it’s great to support oneself and not burden others.” – Bill Gates
3. “Heirlooms we don’t have in our family. But stories we’ve got.” – Unknown
4. “Hand-me-downs should be treasured as much as hand-me-ups.” – Unknown
5. “Hand-me-downs always carry a piece of the past into the present.” – Unknown
6. “I didn’t inherit any expensive heirlooms from my family, but I did get my dad’s sense of humor.” – Unknown
7. “Hand-me-downs are like vintage clothing for the soul.” – Unknown
8. “Heirlooms are the stories that we pass down from generation to generation.” – Unknown
9. “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield
10. “My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me it was in the lake.” – Red Skelton
11. “I didn’t get my haircut, I got them all cut.” – Phyllis Diller
12. “Our most treasured family heirloom are our sweet family memories. The past is never dead, it is not even past.” – William Faulkner
13. “The principal and only way to make an heirloom product is to design something that people will need not just this year, but for the next 50 or 100 years.” – Saul Griffith
14. “Persecution is the heirloom of the church, and the ensign of the elect.” – Charles Spurgeon
15. “I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.” – Steven Wright
16. “I don’t want to inherit the world, I just want to inherit the sofa.” – Woody Allen
17. “I inherited my dad’s nose. It’s a hand-me-down and fits perfectly.” – Unknown
18. “I don’t have a lot of heirlooms. Just a lot of hand-me-overs.” – George Carlin
19. “I always knew my parents loved me. After all, their basement was filled with hand-me-downs.” – Unknown
20. “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then, it was too late.” – Max Kauffmann
21. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
22. “My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets.” – Christopher Walken
23. “An antique is something old with a great story. A family heirloom is something old with a story that will never end.” – Unknown
24. “Inherited treasures: the things we keep because of the memories, and the things we keep just because.” – Unknown
25. “My family tree is full of nuts, but it’s also got some nice branches.” – Unknown
