25 Funny Quotes About Retirement Gifts
1. “Retirement gifts should be like retirement itself: full of surprises and free of deadlines.” – Ellen DeGeneres
2. “When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez
3. “Retirement gifts are like fine wine – they get better with age, and they’re best enjoyed in good company.” – Betty White
4. “Retirement gifts are like the cherry on top of a lifetime of hard work – sweet, satisfying, and best enjoyed with good company.” – Jennifer Aniston
5. “Retirement gifts are like fine wine – they improve with age, and you’re never quite sure what to do with them.” – Unknown
6. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” – Jonathan Clements
7. “Retirement gifts are like the cherry on top of a lifetime of hard work – sweet, satisfying, and best enjoyed with friends.” – Unknown
8. “Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf.” – Gene Perret
9. “Retirement gifts are like the icing on the cake of life – sweet, satisfying, and best enjoyed with good company.” – Unknown
10. “Retirement gifts are like a good joke – they should make you laugh, relax, and forget about the daily grind.” – Will Smith
11. “Retirement gifts are like a good wine – they get better with age, and they pair perfectly with a sunset on the beach.” – George Clooney
12. “Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.” – Gene Perret
13. “Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.” – Unknown
14. “Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, ‘Hi, honey, I’m home — forever.'” – Gene Perret
15. “Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.” – Ernest Hemingway
16. “Retirement is the world’s longest coffee break.” – Unknown
17. “Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.” – Harry Emerson Fosdick
18. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Florida. You get to enjoy the sun, but you’re too tired to go to Disneyland.” – Dave Hemstad
19. “Retirement is the only time in your life when you can have a life without having a job.” – Unknown
20. “Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.” – Unknown
21. “Retirement is the time when you never get around to sitting down because you’ve forgotten where you put your chair.” – Unknown
22. “Retirement is not the end of the road; it is the beginning of the open highway.” – Unknown
23. “Retirement is like a fine wine. It gets better with age… until you are corked.” – Unknown
24. “Retirement is the opportunity to finally stop making excuses for not having enough time.” – Unknown
25. “Retirement is the period in life when you stop worrying about the cost of living and start worrying about the cost of high living.” – Unknown
