25 Hilarious Funny Quotes About the Coffee Mug That’s Seen It All
25 Hilarious Funny Quotes About the Coffee Mug That’s Seen It All
1. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”– Alfred Renyi
2. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”– Barista Life
3. “To me, the smell of fresh–made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman
4. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.”– Thomas Jefferson
5. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”– Alphonse Allais
6. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – S. Eliot .
7. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”– David Letterman
8. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”- Cassandra Clare
9. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”– Martha Quinn
10. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”― Terry Pratchett
11. “Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.” – Jerry Seinfeld
12. “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Unknown
13. “Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.” – Dave Barry
14. “Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.” – Terri Guillemets
15. “Coffee, the gasoline of life.” – Jeff Bezos
16. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.” – Morgan Freeman
17. “Coffee: Survival juice for the modern-day human.” – Elon Musk
18. “Coffee is my love language.” – Taylor Swift
19. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.” – Ellen DeGeneres
20. “Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
21. “I like my coffee like I like my Fridays: Black.” – Stephen King
22. “Coffee: The most important meal of the day.” – Barack Obama
23. “Life begins after coffee.” – Matt Damon
24. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot
25. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber
