Funny Quotes Dogs That Make You Laugh
Funny Quotes Dogs That Make You Laugh
“I’m not sure if I’m walking my dog or if my dog is walking me.” – Unknown
“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.” – Thom Jones
“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” – Louis Sabin
“Dogs have a way of making the ordinary extraordinary.” – John Grogan
“I’m convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.” – Meg Donohue
“Life is too short to just have one dog.” – Unknown
“In dog years, I’m dead.” – Unknown
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures. They give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
“My dog is not spoiled. I’m just well trained to cater to his every whim.” – Unknown
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe
“The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.” – Carrie Underwood
“My windows aren’t dirty, that’s just my dog’s nose art.” – Unknown
“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.” – Unknown
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.” – Kinky Friedman
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull
“I wonder what goes through my dog’s mind when he sees me petting the cat.” – Unknown
“I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.” – Unknown
“I’m not sure if my dog is really stubborn, or if I’m just really persuasive.” – Unknown
“I’ve seen better days, but I’ve also seen worse. I don’t have everything that I want, but I do have a dog, and that’s pretty close.” – Unknown
“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take… I’ll be watching you.” – Dog
“I think my dog’s name is ‘No!’ because I say it more than anything else.” – Unknown
“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling the emptiness they didn’t even know they had.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to have just one dog.” – Unknown
“Dogs are like potato chips – it’s hard to have just one.” – Unknown
“My dog’s only flaw? He can’t use a can opener.” – Unknown
“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.” – Edgar Allan Poe.
“Dogs make me feel like a Nobel laureate in humor.” – Unknown
“I’m not sure if I’m walking my dog, or if he’s walking me.” – Unknown
“My dog is a master at the game of fetch. He’s never brought the ball back, but he’s great at finding new ones.” – Unknown
“My dog’s version of ‘fetch’ is when he stares at the ball, willing it to come back on its own.” – Unknown
