25 funny quotes for husband to make him laugh
1. “I’m married to an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more interested he becomes in me.” – Agatha Christie
2. “I love my husband, but it’s nothing like a conversation with a woman that understands you. I grow so much from those conversations.” – Beyoncé
3. “Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” – Unknown
4. “A husband is a guy who never feels he has had enough sleep after sleeping on the couch.” – Anna Quindlen
5. “A husband is someone who can take out the trash and make it look like a favor.” – Unknown
6. “Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
7. “I told my husband I wanted a fairy tale romance. So now he’s growing a beer belly and ignoring me.” – Unknown
8. “My husband and I are doing just fine, considering he’s married to a mystery novelist.” – Rita Mae Brown
9. “My husband’s idea of helping with the housework is to watch me do it.”- Unknown
10. “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
11. “My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me.” – Unknown
12. “Husbands are like fine wine; they take years to mature… into vinegar.”- Unknown
13. “My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.”- Unknown
14. “Husbands are like pancakes. You have to keep trying until you get the first one right.” – Unknown
15. “The only thing more intimidating than a huge pile of laundry is a husband asking, ‘What can I help with?'” – Unknown
16. “Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” – Kathy Lette
17. “My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce.” – Joyce Brothers
18. “Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”- Unknown
19. “Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature… into vinegary old whiners.”- Unknown
20. “A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to wake up in the morning.”- Unknown
21. “My husband says I only have two faults: I don’t listen, and something else.”- Unknown
22. “I told my husband he was pretty, and he blushed. Just kidding, he turned purple.”- Unknown
23. “My husband and I have different definitions of romance. I like flowers and romantic gestures, and he likes when I clean the house without being asked.”- Unknown
24. “My husband and I have a ‘date night’ every week. It’s usually Wednesday when he takes out the trash.”- Unknown
25. “My husband is my best friend, but if he goes missing, I’m changing the locks.”- Unknown
