25 Hilarious Funny Quotes for Longtime Friends
1. “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” — Matt Schucker
2. “Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” — C.S. Lewis
3. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” — Elbert Hubbard
4. “Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.” – Ed Cunningham
5. “Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.” – Unknown
6. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown
7. “‘It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb
8. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” — Jim Hayes
9. “You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are.” — Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland
10. “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” — Samuel Butler
11. “Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.” — Cookie Monster, Sesame Street
12. “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” — Oprah Winfrey
13. “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” — Laurie Colwin
14. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” —Linda Grayson
15. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” —Sylvia Plath
16. “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces.” —Anne Morrow Lindbergh
17. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” —Anna Deavere Smith
18. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.” —Elbert Hubbard
19. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer
20. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch
21. “I get by with a little help from my friends.” – John Lennon
22. “I got you to look after me, and you got me to look after you, and that’s why.” – John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men
23. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes
24. “We will be friends until forever, just you wait and see.” – Winnie the Pooh
25. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich
