Funny Redneck Wisdom That’ll Make You Laugh ‘Til Your Teeth Fall Out!

Get ready to laugh with these hilarious and wise redneck sayings! From cowboy proverbs to Southern wisdom, these funny quotes will have you cracking up and maybe even learning a thing or two. Perfect for anyone who loves country humor and down-home common sense. 

Video Funny Redneck Wisdom That’ll Make You Laugh ‘Til Your Teeth Fall Out !

 Funny Redneck Wisdom That’ll Make You Laugh ‘Til Your Teeth Fall Out !

1. If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy  
2. You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. – Jeff Foxworthy  
3. You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. – Jeff Foxworthy  
4. If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy  
5. You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. – Jeff Foxworthy  
6. You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. – Jeff Foxworthy  
7. If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy  
8. You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging. – Jeff Foxworthy  
9. You might be a redneck if the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. – Jeff Foxworthy  
10. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy  
11. You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. – Jeff Foxworthy  
12. You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. – Jeff Foxworthy  
13. You might be a redneck if your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. – Jeff Foxworthy  
14. You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. – Jeff Foxworthy  
15. You might be a redneck if directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.” – Jeff Foxworthy  
16. You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. – Jeff Foxworthy  
17. If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy  
18. I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park. – Larry the Cable Guy  
19. He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch. – Lee Child  
20. You could start an argument in an empty house. – Jill Shalvis  
21. He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal. – Rush Limbaugh  
22. I think I may have created a monster with my— I won’t say act— but with my redneck pose. – Billy Carter  
23. To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. – Gretchen Wilson  
24. People look at you, and they’ve got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults. – Travis Tritt  
25. You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. – Patrick Swayze  

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