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Hilarious Drinking Quotes That’ll Make You Spit Out Your Whiskey !
Looking for the funniest drinking quotes of all time? These hilarious one-liners will have you laughing so hard you might spill your drink! Sit back, sip your favorite whiskey, and enjoy. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more funny quotes and timeless wisdom. Cheers!
Video Hilarious Drinking Quotes That’ll Make You Spit Out Your Whiskey !
Hilarious Drinking Quotes That’ll Make You Spit Out Your Whiskey !
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just grape at puns.”
- “Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.”
- “Stressed, blessed, and wine obsessed.”
- “Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad-assy.”
- “Sip happens, but wine helps.”
- “One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.”
- “I drink to forget I drink.”
- “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up, that’s as good as they’ll feel all day.”
- “Let’s taco ’bout margaritas.”
- “I’m a wine enthusiast: the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.”
- “Alcohol doesn’t make you smarter. It makes you funnier.”
- “Pour decisions make the best stories.”
- “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it.”
- “I drink too much because liquor stores are closed on Sundays.”
- “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.”
- “I’m having a grape time, thanks for asking.”
- “Let’s celebrate with wine and bad decisions.”
- “I make pour decisions, but at least they’re fun.”
- “When life gives you lemons, grab tequila and salt.”
- “Raisin’ hell, one glass at a time.”
- “You can’t sip with us.”
- “Save water, drink wine.”
- “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
- “My drinking team has a serious cheering problem.”
- “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year, with unlimited cocktails.”
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