Hilarious Drunk Sayings That Are Too Real
People say the funniest things after a drink or two! Discover these hilarious drunk sayings that will have you laughing and relating. Hit play for a laugh, share with friends, and subscribe for more funny moments!
Video Hilarious Drunk Sayings That Are Too Real
Hilarious Drunk Sayings That Are Too Real
1. “I’m not drunk; I’m just speaking in cursive.” — Anonymous
2. “I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.” — Unknown
3. “Alcohol doesn’t solve problems, but neither does milk.” — Anonymous
4. “You know what’s a great idea? Calling my ex… right now!” — Anonymous
5. “I have mixed drinks about feelings.” — Anonymous
6. “Tequila is like duct tape—it fixes everything!” — Anonymous
7. “Why is the room spinning? I’m sitting still!” — Anonymous
8. “Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer… I still feel terrible.” — Anonymous
9. “I don’t have a drinking problem; I have a ‘stopping drinking’ problem.” — Anonymous
10. “Drunk me says and does things sober me can’t explain.” — Anonymous
11. “You know it’s been a good night when you have to use one eye to focus.” — Anonymous
12. “Why is everything funnier after two drinks?” — Anonymous
13. “I told myself I’d have just one drink. That was five drinks ago.” — Anonymous
14. “Drinking responsibly means not spilling it.” — Anonymous
15. “They say money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing.” — Anonymous
16. “I’m not drunk; I’m just chemically off-balance.” — Anonymous
17. “Let’s drink to forget we drank last night.” — Anonymous
18. “My doctor said I need glasses… I thought he meant for wine.” — Anonymous
19. “If you can’t remember it, did it even happen?” — Anonymous
20. “There’s no such thing as too much wine, only not enough cheese.” — Anonymous
21. “I think I just invented a new dance move. Call it the stumble shuffle.” — Anonymous
22. “I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.” — Anonymous
23. “I tried to outrun my shadow after my third shot… Turns out, it’s faster.” — Anonymous
24. “Last night’s decisions are today’s hilarious stories.” — Anonymous
25. “Bartender: Another round? Me: Why stop the party now?” — Anonymous
26. “Who needs a gym? I worked out dodging the furniture on my way to bed.” — Anonymous
27. “If my drink spills, it’s officially a tragedy.” — Anonymous
28. “The best adventures start with ‘Hold my drink.’” — Anonymous
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