Hilarious Sarcastic Wisdom About Getting Old from Old Veterans
Life gets funnier the older you get! Here are a list of hilarious and sarcastic sayings about aging, straight from old veterans who know how to find humor in every wrinkle and creak. Laugh your way into embracing life’s golden years
Video Hilarious Sarcastic Wisdom About Getting Old from Old Veterans
Hilarious Sarcastic Wisdom About Getting Old from Old Veterans
- “The secret to aging gracefully is to fake it till you break it.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Getting old is just the government’s way of telling you to slow down before you cost them too much.”
—Unknown
- “Age is like a bad haircut—you get used to it eventually.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Retirement: where every day is Saturday, and you can forget what day it actually is.”
—Anonymous
- “You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do.”
—Phyllis Diller
- “Wrinkles are just roadmaps of where you’ve been—too bad mine are mostly detours.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “I didn’t think I’d live this long, so I didn’t save any money. Joke’s on me.”
—Unknown
- “Your secrets are safe with me. I can’t remember them either.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “By the time you’re my age, you’ve learned everything—except how to remember it.”
—George Burns
- “The older I get, the better I was.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “I’m not old. I’m just chronologically gifted.”
—Anonymous
- “Old age is when you realize you’re too tired to throw your back out.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Youth is a gift of nature. Old age is a work of art—just a really abstract one.”
—Unknown
- “Aging gracefully is a myth. I’m sliding into old age like a drunk at a karaoke bar.”
—Anonymous
- “I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “Middle age is when you finally get your head together—then your body starts falling apart.”
—Anonymous
- “Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do—and going to bed with only half of it done.”
—Unknown
- “The best part of growing old is no longer caring about what anyone thinks—unless they think you’re young.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “I’m so old, my walker has a GPS.”
—Anonymous
- “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.”
—George Bernard Shaw
- “I’ve got more aches than accomplishments.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “They say age is just a number. Mine’s unlisted.”
—Unknown
- “Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.”
—Oscar Wilde
- “I didn’t retire. I graduated to professional napping.”
—Anonymous Veteran
- “If I’d known I was going to live this long, I would’ve taken better care of my knees.”
—Anonymous
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