Discover the funniest and most sarcastic wisdom about life from a wise woman who knows how to turn every moment into a laugh. These witty, unique quotes are guaranteed to make you smile, think, and share the joy. Hit play, enjoy, and subscribe for more uplifting and entertaining content!
Video Hilarious Sarcastic Wisdom About Life from a Wise Woman
Hilarious Sarcastic Wisdom About Life from a Wise Woman
1. Behind every successful woman is herself. – Diane von Furstenberg
2. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. – Mallory Hopkins
3. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. – Unknown
4. Life’s a journey, not a race. Unless there’s cake, then run. – Unknown
5. Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate. – Unknown
6. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. – Unknown
7. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever. – Unknown
8. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch. – Unknown
9. Why yes, I can multitask. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. – Unknown
10. I used to have superpowers. Then I turned five. – Unknown
11. If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite
12. They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. – Unknown
13. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. – Unknown
14. Life was easier when we thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. – Unknown
15. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you’re not very smart. – Unknown
16. Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mom. – Unknown
17. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball
18. I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die by next Tuesday. – Unknown
19. I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. – Unknown
20. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people. – Unknown
21. I have a perfect body. It’s in my closet. – Unknown
22. Laughter is the best medicine, but wine is a pretty good backup. – Unknown
23. I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal sometimes. – Unknown
24. My housekeeping style? It’s called ‘there appears to have been a struggle.’ – Unknown
25. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely. – Unknown
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