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If You’re Over 65 and Still Nice… These Quotes Aren’t for You
They say wisdom comes with age—but so does blunt honesty. This video is a collection of sharp, unapologetic, and thought-provoking quotes for those over 65 who aren’t afraid to say it like it is. These aren’t your usual sweet sayings—this one’s for the wise, the bold, and the fearless.
Video If You’re Over 65 and Still Nice… These Quotes Aren’t for You
If You’re Over 65 and Still Nice… These Quotes Aren’t for You
- “Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.” – Unknown
- “The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.” – Erma Bombeck
- “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
- “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess
- “Repeating quotes from funny movies doesn’t make you funny.” – Unknown
- “I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables but when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.” – Unknown
- “To maintain a joyful family requires each member of the family to become, in a special way, the servant of the others.” – Pope John Paul II
- “Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
- “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.” – Unknown
- “Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my own tomorrow.” – Unknown
- “If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti
- “A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.” – Joey Adams
- “Sometimes I have my headphones in at work with nothing playing so I don’t have to interact with chatty co-workers.” – Unknown
- “Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.” – Samuel Butler
- “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest.” – Unknown
- “Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today.” – Unknown
- “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Sir Winston Churchill
- “I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
- “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.” – Unknown
- “I always say Morning Instead of Good Morning Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people.” – Unknown
- “You can always tell when a man is well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- “A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.” – Lawrence G. Lovasik
- “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne
- “The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduce yourself to, had life not done it for you.” – Kendall Hailey.
If these words stirred something deep inside, it means you’ve earned the right to speak your mind. Don’t forget to like, comment with your favorite quote, and share this with someone who’s over 65—and done playing nice.
