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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Childhood Quotes and Sayings

Take a trip down memory lane with these 55 hilarious quotes and sayings about childhood! Perfect for anyone who loves to reminisce about the good old days, especially those enjoying their golden years. From Dr. Seuss to Betty White, these quotes capture the joy, innocence, and humor of being a kid. Don’t forget to like, comment with your favorite quote, and subscribe for more!

Video Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Childhood Quotes and Sayings

Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Childhood Quotes and Sayings

  1. “Adults are just outdated children.” – Dr. Seuss
  2. “When I grow up, I want to be a little boy.” – Joseph Heller
  3. “You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.” – Germaine Greer
  4. “The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White
  5. “Childhood is a short season.” – Helen Hayes
  6. “If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.” – Tom Stoppard
  7. “The greatest legacy one can pass on to one’s children and grandchildren is not money or other material things accumulated in one’s life, but rather a legacy of character and faith.” – Billy Graham1
  8. “There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.” – Walt Streightiff
  9. “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.” – Tom Robbins
  10. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw
  11. “The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.” – Garrison Keillor
  12. “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” – Rodney Dangerfield
  13. “The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.” – Unknown
  14. “Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” – Lionel Kauffman
  15. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis2 Diller
  16. “Hugs can do great amounts of good, especially for children.” – Princess Diana
  17. “Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.” – Unknown
  18. “Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.” – Robert A. Heinlein
  19. “Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” – James Baldwin3
  20. “The best way to make children good is to make them happy.” – Oscar Wilde
  21. “I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.” – Diane Ackerman4
  22. “Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.” – Fran Lebowitz
  23. “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson
  24. “Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.” – Richard Zera
  25. “The best time to give children your advice is when they are young enough to believe you know what you are talking about.”5 – Evan Esar

We hope those quotes brought back some happy memories and made you smile. It’s funny how the simplest things in childhood can leave the biggest impressions. Which quote was your favorite? Share it in the comments below! And if you enjoyed this little trip down memory lane, please give it a thumbs up and subscribe.

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